19 Savage Introvert Quotes That Are So Hilarious

1. “Socializing is like a software update—necessary but annoying, and I’ll postpone it as long as possible.”

2. “I don’t ghost people. I just respond at the speed of my social battery recharge rate.”

3. “My ideal weekend? Canceling plans I never wanted to make in the first place.”

4. “If I ignore your text, don’t take it personally. I’m just mentally drafting my reply… for three weeks.”

5. “Small talk is my cardio—exhausting, and I avoid it at all costs.”

6. “I’m not anti-social; I’m pro-solitude.”

7. “I don’t have a resting b*tch face. I have a ‘don’t talk to me’ face. There’s a difference.”

8. “My social battery lasts as long as a free trial—30 seconds before I want out.”

9. “I love people… in small doses, from a distance, preferably through a screen.”

10. “I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.”

11. “I don’t hate parties. I just hate pretending to enjoy them.”

12. “My spirit animal is a cat—independent, judgmental, and only affectionate on my terms.”

13. “I don’t avoid people because I’m rude. I avoid people because most of them are rude.”

14. “I’m not ignoring you. I’m prioritizing my peace.”

15. “If ‘leave me alone’ was a person, it would be me.”

16. “I don’t need alone time. I am alone time.”

17. “I’m not a loner. I’m a selective socializer with a very strict ‘no’ policy.”

18. “I’d rather be at home in my pajamas than anywhere else pretending to be a functioning human.”

19. “I don’t have social anxiety. I have ‘people are exhausting’ anxiety.”

Bonus: “Introverts don’t hate people. We just hate dealing with people.”